"Hey, weren't you that hot detective with the cool ride? What happened to you, man? You look awful."
"Don't you remember? You questioned me about a case a few years ago. You had a little toy robot taking notes for you. And you were always hanging out with that really good-looking Jane. Cute brunette number. Whatever ever happened to her?"
"Well, nice talking to you. Hope you get your life outta the gutter."