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Taine Paradox
TaineParadox
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Species
Location Rowdy's Bar
[Source]
Taine Paradox is a character who lives on Anachronox.

DialogueEdit

"What a wonderfully painful spill you took there! It's a shame your neck didn't snap on impact. I delight in the sound."

"Buy me a drink and I'll tell you the secret to successful fighting."

  • Alley Juice ($2)
  • Concoctail ($3)
  • Gut Warmer ($3)
  • Hallelujah Syrup ($4)

"Thank you, Sly. I didn't htink you would actually bite. The secret to successful fighting is learning your chops at Whackmaster Jack's temple of Beating. He'll teach you the ropes, the cuts, and the beat. Why, he even taught my younger brother to defend himself against my knuckle hammer."

  • Yeah, right. But your own drink, chachi.

"Your loss."

  • (No Money)

"If you can't even afford to buy me a drink, I think self defense is the least of your worries."

"Trust me... go see Whackmaster before you get throttled in public again."